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[Image of Mr Grumpy]Spankers' Disability Insurance
by Kent L. Stoneking

SPANKERS' DISABILITY INSURANCE

RING!

"Good afternoon, Spankers' Disability Insurance. May I have your ID number please?"

"281-AZ-4712."

"Pablo Stubbs?"

"That's correct."

"And how may I help you, Mr. Stubbs?"

"I've been spanking so much, I've developed blood blisters all over my palm."

"I see. And who were you spanking when this happened?"

"Mija."

"All right. Your claim number is 26-C-4837. Would you like me to mail the paperwork, or would you like to download it from our website?"

"I'll get it from the web."

"Very well, Mr. Stubbs. Thank you for calling SDI." CLICK!

RING!

"Good afternoon, Spankers' Disability Insurance. May I have your ID number please?"

"156-UT-2597."

"Molly B?"

"That's correct."

"And how may I help you, Ms. B?"

"I've been spanking so much, I think I've got carpal tunnel syndrome - in both wrists!"

"And who were you spanking when this occurred?"

"Mija."

"Okay, your claim number is 15-D-9874. Would you like me to mail the paperwork, or would you like to download it from our website?"

"Mail it to me, please. My wrists are too sore!"

"All right. You should receive it in the next three days. Thank you for calling SDI." CLICK!

RING!

"Good afternoon, Spankers' Disability Insurance. May I have your ID number please?"

"374-MC-1814."

"Uncle Kent?"

"Right."

"And how may I help you, Mr. Uncle?"

"I've been spanking so much, I've developed bursitis in my right shoulder."

"Um hm. And who were you spanking when this occurred?"

"Mija."

"Your claim number is 31-G-0479. Would you like me to mail the paperwork, or would you like to download it from our website?"

"I'll get it off the web."

"Thank you, Mr. Uncle. And thanks for calling SDI." CLICK!

BUZZ!

"Yes?"

"Mr. Johns? This is Christine Haas in Claims. I'm sorry to disturb you, sir, but we really need to consider raising the premium rate for spanking Mija. She's going to bankrupt us by herself!"

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