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(A Little Miss Naughty
and Mr Impossible story)
Little Miss Naughty opened one
sleepy eye to see Mr. Impossible smiling down at
"Time to wake up!" he ordered.
"I don't want to," she grumbled,
snuggling back down under the covers.
"Oh well, alright," said Mr. Impossible
cheerfully. "If you want to stay in bed all day
on your birthday..."
Little Miss Naughty jumped up immediately.
How could she have forgotten it was her birthday? That
was her very favorite day of the whole year!
Mr. Impossible was still standing next
to her bed, so she bonked him on the head with her pillow.
"Being naughty already?" he asked, playfully.
"Perhaps I'll have to spank you."
"It's my birthday," she protested. "You
can't spank me today!"
"No?" inquired Mr. Impossible.
"No!" answered Little Miss Naughty. She
was very definite about that.
"What about birthday spanks? You'll have
to have those, you know," replied Mr. Impossible, his
"Alright," she agreed. "But only my birthday
spanks! You promise?"
"I promise!" said Mr. Impossible.
"Now please try not to be too naughty today!"
"What time is your birthday party,
Little Miss Naughty?" asked her very good friend,
Little Miss Wise.
"I don't know," replied
Little Miss Naughty. "I don't think I'm having
"Not having one?" she
demanded. "But you have to have one. Everyone
has a birthday party."
"As much as I hate
to agree with Little Miss Know-It-All over there,"
put in Little Miss Sunshine, "she's right.
Everyone has a birthday party."
Miss Naughty thought she might
cry. Everyone got to have a birthday party except
"Why don't you go ask
Mr. Impossible?" suggested Little Miss
Helpful. "Perhaps he just forgot to tell
you about your party."
"That must be it!" exclaimed
Little Miss Fun.
"Yes," agreed Little
Miss Trouble. "I'm sure Mr. Impossible is making
you the best party ever!"
So Little Miss Naughty set off
for the house to see if Mr. Impossible had forgotten
to tell her about her party.
"Mr. Impossible, what time
is my birthday party?"
"You're not having one. Don't
you remember? You said you didn't want a party.
You said birthday parties are for babies."
Little Miss Naughty tried to remember.
Come to think of it, that did sound a tiny bit familiar.
"But I changed my mind. Now I want
"I'm sorry but it's too late to change
your mind. Maybe we can invite Little Miss Sunshine and
some of your other friends over for a special birthday
"I don't want a birthday supper!
You're so mean!" she whined. "This is going to be the
worst birthday ever!"
Mr. Impossible began to think that promising
"no spankings on your birthday" was a very bad
Little Miss Naughty went straight back
to her friends with the news. They were horrified. How
could Mr. Impossible deny a poor, sweet, innocent girl
a birthday party?
"Forget about that," suggested Little
Miss Fun. "Let's go have fun!"
"No," grumbled Little Miss Naughty. "I
don't want to."
"Yes, let's!" said Little
Miss Trouble. "We can pass Mr. Busy's office and
make faces at him through the window."
"Yes!" exclaimed Little
Miss Helpful. "And we can go to Mr. Fussy's
store and move around all the things on the shelves.
Think how naughty that would be!"
Little Miss Naughty considered.
If she couldn't have a party, at least she could
Little Miss Wise didn't think
it was a good idea. "What if Mr. Impossible catches
you? He'll spank you!"
"No," replied Little Miss
Naughty, "Mr. Impossible promised that he
won't give me any spankings today except my birthday
spanking. And that's just a few spanks!"
The Little Misses were very impressed
indeed. They could not remember there ever having been
a day when Little Miss Naughty did not earn at least half
a dozen spankings.
"But what about tomorrow?" asked Little
Miss Wise. "Tomorrow won't be your birthday anymore."
"Oh, he couldn't spank me tomorrow for
being naughty today," answered Little Miss Naughty positively.
"That just wouldn't be right."
"Oh, shut up and stop being such
a spoilsport!" exclaimed Little Miss Sunshine. "Let's
So Little Miss Naughty and Little
Miss Trouble made faces at Mr. Busy through his
window. Mr. Busy got so mad!
"If I wasn't so busy,"
he shouted, "I'd give you and your friend a
good strapping, Little Miss Naughty!" He slammed
the window shut.
Poor Mr. Fussy found the shelves
in his store rearranged by Little Miss Naughty,
Little Miss Helpful, and Little Miss Fun. They put
all the top things on the bottom shelves and all
the bottom things on the tops.
Mr. Fussy tried to make them help
switch it all back, but they just giggled and ran
away. "I'd like to switch their bottom
shelves," he muttered to himself.
It was a wonderfully naughty day!
They even convinced Little Miss Wise to mess up
Mr. Perfect's perfect hair!
"You can't spank her," called back Little
Miss Sunshine, sticking her tongue out, "It's her birthday!"
"Well it isn't your birthday,
Miss," warned Mr. Clever, "so you'd better watch your
Little Miss Sunshine ran very quickly
Finally Mr. Clever - who was very like
his name - had an idea. He called Mr. Impossible on the
You can't break your promise," said Mr
Clever, "but I know a way for Little Miss Naughty to get
exactly what she deserves."
Mr. Impossible liked Mr. Clever's idea
very much, and quickly began to spread the word.
By the time Little Miss Naughty got home,
she had almost forgotten about the birthday party. But
she was in for a big surprise.
"I changed my mind," said Mr.
Impossible. "You were right. You definitely should
have a birthday party."
"Oh! Oh!" cried Little Miss Naughty,
clapping her hands. "Thank you so much!"
"It was almost impossible to arrange
in such a short time," he said, with a knowing smile.
"Oh, Mr. Impossible, this is turning
out to be the best birthday ever!"
"And you can have your birthday
spanks at the party," explained Mr. Impossible. "In
fact, it will be a special birthday spanking party. The
perfect end to a very naughty day."
"A spanking party?"
asked Little Miss Naughty nervously. "But you promised...."
"Yes, I know,"
interrupted Mr. Impossible. "You only get birthday
spanks today. But everyone else wants to give you your
birthday spankings too!"
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